In a world that trends are becoming necessary to belong, Where do I fit?
Peer pressure is not a joke oh. I once thought, a Naija babe like me, peer pressure has got nothing on me. Kini big deal? WRONG! I am a piercing-less and tattoo-less twenty year-old lady, and I’m feeling it. Not even a second ear-hole on my lobe is pierced and it’s because I don’t want a piercing. I’m just not excited about it.
It might not seem like a big deal, but that’s a conversation –starter right there. A guy’ll be like 
“Oh nice “tat” (what’s with that word?) I don’t even know the lingua : BARBELLS?? Is that what the curved earrings are called? I don’t even know oh! I need a little Pierciducation… Somebody please Holla @ a chica.
Am I missing out on my youthfulness? I hope not oh! I need to be expressing all these things now before I’m dropping my kids off at school and hollering at some tattooed dude to draw butterfly on my left breast… You feel me? I need to live on the wild side of things, not pushing into the "Bull Ring" thing in your nose, nah mate! That’s not for me! I’m finna have a little belly ring, that I'll show off in my bikini. But what’s with this rumour about the hole expanding when you’re pregnant. That’s not cool at all o, I don’t want to be able to drive a Honda Civic through my belly-button; that’s a nasty thought! I know...forgive me. So what’s the 411? How bad is it? GT tell me something.
~Truffle Hugs and Cherry Kisses~
Blanche Truffle
